The beautiful color of yours iris attracts me like an electron is attracted towards the nucleus but the fear of your father repels me with the same force.Yesterday, your presence in the party made my heart beat at rapid pace. Your personality attracts me like a centripetal force but the medulla oblongata of my brain compels me to convert this centripetal force in centrifugal force.I revolve around your house like an electron in its orbit.Whenever I see your father a wave of fear having simple harmonic motion passes through my vertebral column and my heartbeats are reduced to one half of the original.
Funny online dating messages get responses because women naturally find guys with a sense of humor attractive. The trick, of course, lies in actually being funny.
This is why most guys give up entirely within just a few months.
It’s incredibly frustrating and exhausting when you put hours into online dating and don’t hear back from the women you message.
I cover my approach writing first emails with online dating in my post First Contact Email Examples.
In that article I also give some examples of how I would write some first emails based on several random dating profiles.